CANCER GENES, BEWARE!!! A NEW ENEMY IS ON THE BLOCK!!!
January 11th, 2009Cancer genes, Beware!!! A newborn enemy is on the Block!!!
I Hate Snakes
Five eld ago, while watching TV in my basement, I felt something fall on me after inaugural my glasses case. I looked down at my dresser and saw a tiny ringneck snake locomotion on my sweatshirt. I did the exclusive conscious thing — shout like the Wicked Witch of the West, scuttle discover of the room, near the door and wait for my dad to become home. There were two flaws:
- Closing the door would not preclude him from locomotion underneath if he wanted to.
- If he hid in a chap and my dad couldn’t find him, then I’d never again step foot in my basement, and would likely be forced to move discover of the house.
The snake hadn’t moved by the time my dad arrived, who wanted to alter him right so he could action his grave persona in the ecosystem. I had added plans for the fucker. Because of the heartache the snake caused me, I wanted vengeance and sequential my dad to kill him.
Like the Cowardly Lion in The Wizard of Oz, I have developed extraordinary courage. Yesterday I saw added ringneck snake in my basement, and instead of waiting for my dad, I took soured my sandal and bashed his skull in. “Where you going, Snake? I’ll tell you where. You ain’t goin’ nowhere. Next time don’t fuck with The Benjy.”
So what if I just tough-talked a tiny dead child ringneck snake?
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