BRADLEY AND MARGARET ARE MEDIA STARS
Bradley and Margaret are media stars
You will belike request the lovely blindfold lady, Margaret, with whom I mutual many a chemo conference (see archives) … along with her bonny guide dog politico the Golden Retriever.
Anyway imagine my delight when I saw this past article in my local newspaper, the Milton Keynes Citizen…
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Margaret joins the village people!
A blindfold woman sick from cancer is the first of hundreds hunt a home at Willen withdrawal village to be allocated a locate there.
Sixty-two-year-old Margaret Helsey and relation Ray Wall will live in a two-bedroom housing overlooking communal gardens when they and 350 another residents move into Lovat Fields incoming summer.
Margaret said: “It’s been a tough assemblage but this programme has place me on a actual high. I was crying when I was told.”
She says she and her relation will not feel so “isolated” in their newborn surroundings and she will be able to call on special support if needed.
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I’ve lost touch with Margaret today that we’ve both finished chemo, but I’m sure you’ll join me in wishing her well should she visit CancerComicStrip.
And at the top of this place is the represent that goes with the production article, reproduced by kind authorisation of the Milton Keynes Citizen …
Isn’t politico gorgeous? You crapper wager today why I used to convey from my chemo sessions mutual with Margaret and politico awninged in dog’s hair…
Now, to ammo soured today’s place with a funny - well, this ain’t titled CancerComicStrip for null - here is my favourite doggie joke, excerpted from my very possess joke aggregation titled “Canine Capers” (if you’d like to acquire a copy, and I do requirement to delude some books today and again to help clear the bills so it would be nice, click here if you’re in the UK and click here if you’re in the USA. Most of the another Amazons circularize the aggregation too.)
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At the height of the blazonry race, the Americans and Russians realised that, if they continued, before long they would finish up by destroying the world. So they discussed the issue at a top info summit meeting and decided to resolve the whole discussion with a dogfight.
The negotiators united that each land would take five eld to develop the prizewinning fighting dog they could. The winning dog would earn its land the correct to conception the world. The losing land would have to lay down its arms.
The Russians found the biggest, fiercest Dobermans and Rottweilers in every of the Soviet Union. They cross-bred them and then decussate their brute with the fiercest Slavonic wolves. They designated exclusive the biggest, strongest younker from the final litter, distant every the another puppies and left the lone dog to grow strong and large. They used steroids and demanding training in enmity and ruthless killing power. Finally when the five eld were up, they had a dog that oozed remove from every pore and had to be checked in detain made from steel girders. Only the trainers could handle this beast, and even they had to exercise extreme caution.
When the day of the final fight dawned, the Americans arrived with a freakish animal. It was a nine-foot-long Basset Hound. The Russians pitied the Americans. None of them thought this weird dog stood a quantity against the growling monster in the Slavonic cage. Bookies around the concern lay very brief ratio on the Russians winning in a matter of seconds.
The cages were unsealed and the dogs released. The Basset Hound waddled towards the middle of the ring. The Slavonic dog leapt from his detain and live the giant sausage-dog.
The moment the two dogs met, the Basset Hound unsealed its jaws and exhausted the Slavonic monster in digit mouthful. There was null left but a few tufts of fur from the Slavonic dog’s tail.
The Russians walked over to the Americans, blooming their eyes in disbelief. “We cannot comprehend. Our foremost scientists and trainers laboured for five eld with the strongest, fiercest Dobermans, Rottweilers and Slavonic wolves. They created a killing machine.”
“You don’t say,” the Americans replied. “Well, we got our foremost aesthetical surgeons labouring for five eld to make a crocodile look like a Basset Hound.”
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Have a great weekend! SUZE
T Minus Four Days
*note: There used to be a journal widget reckoning down the time until the fifth day of my pearl marrow transplant.
I wonder what the countdown timer* will exhibit at 11:30 AM on Thursday? Maybe a Asiatic fortune. “You will rest healthy, the Redskins will win the Super Bowl and Bob Saget says hello.”
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