GIRLS OF CANCER: MISS JANUARY
Girls of Cancer: Miss January
When I started this journal nearly two eld ago, my friend, 7:20, had an idea to drive traffic. “Change the URL to BothNuts.com. That way, grouping intelligent for gay porn will find you.”
7:20 also had an idea on how I could earn more money: a Girls of Cancer Calendar. “People with cancer will esteem the women, and teenage boys will whack to them.”
I don’t know anything about calendar production, nor do I think it would make me some money. So this assemblage I will wage my Girls of Cancer Calendar correct here on my Both Nuts, non-pornographic cancer blog.
Best known as the ditzy girl, Kelly Bundy, on Married… with Children, Miss Applegate showed in 2004’s Anchorman that she’s not ditzy and no longer just a girl, supported on Will Ferrell telling her, “You have an absolutely exciting heinie. I mean, that thing is good. I wanna be friends with it.”
Miss Applegate has more fresh been on the CBS sitcom Samantha Who? which I haven’t seen and is belike more geared to a 16-year-girl than to me.
One little-known fact is that Miss Applegate was digit of the founding members of The Pussycat Dolls. Because this fact comes from Wikipedia, I can’t guarantee it’s true.
This time summer, Miss Applegate was diagnosed with boob cancer and underwent the disputable double mastectomy even though cancer was found in exclusive digit breast. I haven’t gone so far as to figure discover who will equal the incoming 11 months, but I crapper safely adopt she won’t be the exclusive hottie without breasts.
My fondest memory of Miss Applegate was of her first starring role, Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead. The title says it all. 
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